Coming together was the Beginning  -  Staying together is Progress Working together is Success

 

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.      A Message by George Carlin:
 
 The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
 
 We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

 We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
 
 We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbour. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
 
 We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
 
 These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...
 
 Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
 
 Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
 
 Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
 
 Remember, to say, ' I love you ' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
 
 Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
 
 Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
 
 AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:  
 Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

PRESIDENT’S COLUMN

      Gidday and how are you going?

     I hope you are all well and going strong, Doreen is still looking after me, so I have got to be okay and she is just great as always.

      I really don’t have a lot to say this time but to let you know that I have just about finished ringing everyone in the small branches and some of them I have been talking to said they haven’t been to a National Rally yet and they will be going to Maffra.    

   That is very good and I was also very pleased at the reception I received from my phone calls and I can say that I spoke with and met some very nice people over the phone. It was just great we mostly talked for around ½ hour or more depending on the subject.

All in all it made my day… it was great and I still have a long way to go, but I will get there some time.

      We went to a our monthly meeting at Ron and Beryl Hyder’s place the other side of Hillston right on the banks of the Lachlan River. What a great place to go. You were all invited, you didn’t come and you missed out on a top week end. Let me say that you can’t beat the old camp oven cooking, and sitting around the camp fire. We had 4 camp ovens cooking our baked dinner and mate, the dinner was great that night. Nobody came back  for seconds I can tell you, man they heaped it up Pork and Goat double on the pork and the veggies. What a great weekend !!!!

     I rang the Eastern Lakers and spoke to Lois and every thing is coming along fine for the Maffra Rally. At this moment there are still some things to be done but Lois said that they have a very good team of members and it will all be done in time. With  the Eastern Lakers looking after the Rally, and I know for sure that some help will be coming from the Gippsland Ramblers and other branches if needed.

     I  believe that we are very lucky to have the right sort of people in our  Auswide  Motorhome Club that are willing to help at any time when asked, and that makes me very proud to be one of you. That alone is why this club will always be No 1.

     I feel as your President,  that I should also ask you as members, if there is anything you would like to put forward that would benefit the club or members in any way, or a change in something  that could make a difference.  Remember,  this is your Club, have a say (not too big)  Have it discussed at your branch and get your branch secretary to pass it on to the National Secretary for inclusion on the agenda for the meeting at Maffra.

    By the way I only just found out….You know that grey headed National Secretary we’ve got, Jeffery, well he has been lost somewhere in QLD.

    I only hope someone has put him back on the track to NSW and home, go Jeff.

     I would like to say thank you to Alan Wright for doing the editing of the Grapevine. It’s a big job to get the information, read it and put it all together in our newsletter.   Thank you Alan, well done.

      Thank you, all the members,       President Leo

PS    While I have your attention, I would like to ask if there is any Branch out there that would be prepared to run the next rally or one down the track. 

      I know if you did, you would receive  help from other branches and you would enjoy it immensely.       

                                                        Thank you.

SECRETARY’S  MESSAGE

     This message has come from our National Secretary, who is conveniently lost travelling with friends somewhere up the northern parts of Australia.

     Our President and everybody else sincerely hope that he finds his way home before the end of July.

NOMINATION OF OFFICERS

Notice is given that nominations for the National Committee are being called.  All positions will be declared vacant at the AGM.

National Executive  Positions required to be filled:-

National President,   National Vice-President,  National Secretary,           National Treasurer

State Representatives  One State Representative for:-

Queensland,  New South Wales, Victoria, Tasmania, South Australia.

Note  The National Treasurer’s term of office has expired, therefore she cannot re-nominate for the position.

     The National Secretary has completed four years, and although he can nominate for the position, he cannot contest it.

     Members are encouraged to think about nominating for a position.  The duties involved are not very onerous and the job is only what you make it..

Nominations forms will be with your Branch Secretaries…Don’t wait to be asked – Nominate.

Incumbants to the positions can re-nominate with the exception of the current National Treasurer.  Our rules state that a member can retain the position for three years.  If a member holds a position in their 4^th or 5^th year, they can nominate but cannot contest the election.  i.e. they have to give up the position if another member nominates.

DON’T WAIT TO BE ASKED……

                   NOMINATE FOR A POSITION.

NEW SOUTH WALES   BIDGEE BANDITS    (Ulladulla Area)

September 4 – 6       Berry Showground

 (Market Day Sunday)      $7.50 pppn.

September 30 - October 1        Floriade       EPIC Canberra,   $20.00 pvpn (Date and $ to be confirmed).

October 30 - November 7        Safari to Maffra

 for National Rally.     Details to be confirmed.

November     National Rally

December 4 – 6         Milton Showground

 AGM and Christmas Party,     $11.00 pvpn.

HUNTER VALLEY VENTURERS (Maitland Area)

July 31 -  August  2    Stroud Showground 

Limited water & power,  toilets, no showers, dogs on leash.

Cost: $15 pvpn

 September 4 - 6    Williams River C. P - Clarence Town

Normal park facilities, but no power on riverside. Dogs on leash. Please bring firewood.  On Clarence Town Rd near bridge over Williams River.  Cost: $12 pvpn

 October 2 - 4    Broke Common - bush campsite

Toilets, no water, power or showers. Dogs on leash.

At Broke service stn/shop/hotel, go about 400m along

Wollombi St towards Singleton. Cost: $6 pn double, $3 single

Note:  Numbers required for XMAS dinner to Pat/Brian Moss  on 4951 8491

November 3 – 9      National Rally Maffra, Victoria

November 6 – 8     Tomago Bowling & Sporting Club

Only intended for those members not attending the National Rally in Victoria.  On oval behind the club.  Toilets & showers, no power / water,  Dogs on leash.

Cost  $6 pvpn double,  $3 single.

December 4 – 6    Limeburners Creek Community Hall.

AGM Saturday morning.  Christmas Party Saturday night.

Tank water, toilet, no showers, dogs on leash.

From Pacific Hwy, turn into Buckets Way, then about 8km, village on right turn into Old Coach Rd then Community Hall on left. Cost: $6 pvpn or $3 single, plus Xmas Dinner.

February 5 – 7     Williams River CP – Clarence Town.

RIVERINA RAGERS      (Riverina Area)

August      TBA

September 4 - 7      Trundle Showground

Outback Camp oven Cooking Comp.  Toilets,  Showers

October ? ?  ?        Lockhart Spirit of the Land

November 3 – 9      Maffra National Rally

SYDNEY SUNDOWNERS   (Wollongong/Gosford)

(Visitors  contact branch 2 days prior to confirm venue)

 August  14. – 17      Rathmines   Lake Macquarie

 September  7 - 12 or 14    Parkes Observation Telescope  

                             Details Later

 October  2. – 4        Berry Showground Markets

                               2 nights $7-50 pppn

November 3 – 9      National Rally Maffra, Victoria

QUEENSLAND

SUNCHASERS    (Brisbane Area)

## Please phone secretary or president if intending to come.

August 28 - 30         Lockrose Heritage Museum,

15 Lockrose Rd., Lockrose.  Toilets, no power. Lots to see in the Museum.  There will be  Bush Poets and Musicians.

Cost $5 pppn  Ring Barry Willis on (07) 3865 1470

Sept 25 -27.      Maidenwell Observatory, Maidenwell

Free camping, toilets. We will camp either in the area near the toilets or on the sports field; both places are easily seen from the road. If attending, please ring Joan on

(07) 54270777 as we have to book for the observatory.   This is a popular venue and may have two sessions, 7.30 pm. and 9.15 pm.; we could be in either  session depending on numbers.  Admission is $18 per person for concessions. Bring a torch and dress warmly.

October 23 - 25   Kenilworth Showgrounds,

Elizabeth St., Kenilworth.  Toilets, showers, some power. $10 pvpn.  Cheese Factory is close to the Showground, you can sample cheeses, chutney, jam, ice cream etc.

Nov 27 -29          Tarampa State Primary School, Manthey Rd., Tarampa.  Entry to grounds after 4 p.m. Fees to be decided. No grey/black water to be emptied on grounds.  No dogs. Short walk to Tarampa Hotel for Christmas Lunch, cost of $20 per head, bookings necessary, please ring Joan Sharpe on 07 54270777. 

Dec 28/09 - Jan 3/10       Coolangatta Primary School.  

No dogs, no grey/black water to be emptied on grounds.  Short walk to beach.  Shopping at Coolangatta.

SOUTH AUSTRALIA

GUMNUTS      (Statewide)

July30 –Aug 2       Laura Caravan Park

Mill St Laura   Ph 08 8663 2296.

All facilities Dogs on leads.     Hema 62 F3.

August 27-30       Murray Park Caravan Park

Eden Valley (Eden Valley Springton Rd) Ph 08 8564 1069.

All facilities, Dogs on leads.    Hema 62 E.

September 10     Safari to White Cliffs N.S.W.

Contact Kathleen Chambers for details on 08 8295 3736.

Please call well before this date if you intend to participate, as we would like some idea re – numbers.

October 29- Nov 1     Langhorne Creek Campground (15 kms from Strathalbyn) Bush camping, toilets, no showers or water.  Dogs on leads.  Hema 63 E8.

November 3-9      National Rally at Maffra Victoria.

November 26-29     Riverton Caravan Park

Oxford Terrace, Riverton.  Ph 08 8847 2419.

All facilities. Dogs on leads.

Christmas get together and A.G.M.  Hema 62 F5

TASMANIA   APPLE ISLANDERS    (Hobart Area)

August 7 - 9        Bishopsbourne Hall, Bishopsbourne

On C518 near Longford or C519 from Perth. Excellent

kitchen, hall, toilets,  games amenities, walks. Carpet bowl

competition. All bring a casserole for Saturday evening

meal please - Club will provide rice. Pets on leash.

Cost $6.00 pvpn. Solos $4.00 pvpn. Medical power $2 pvpn

Bookings with Judy Morris. Ph. 6249 2414

September 11 – 13   Gretna Recreation Ground, Gretna

 20 kms from New Norfolk on Lyall Highway.

Toilets, shelter with wood heater. Kitchen with sink and

microwave.  Pets on leash OK. Bring a bag of wood please.

 Meal available Saturday night at Greta Green Hotel

Cost $6.00 pvpn. Solos $4.00 pvpn. Medical power $2 pvpn

Bookings with Max and Josie Kregor Ph. 6243 9588

October 9 - 11    Deep Bay Fire Station, Deep Bay

8 kms from Cygnet on Channel Highway.

Hall, heater, toilets, fishing, walks. Own firepots OK.

Pets on leash. Please bring a bag of wood for heater.

Cost $6.00 pvpn.Solos $4.00 pvpn. Medical power $2 pvpn

Bookings with Roy and Pauline Hayward Ph. 6243 9260

 

BASS STRAIT DRIFTERS  (North East Coast Area)

 August 21 - 23     Devonfield

Limited space and uneven ground.  Bring levelling chocks.

No arrivals before 3 p.m.

September 18 – 20     Bellingham

October 16 – 18          Cosy Corner

COASTAL RANGERS   (North West Coast Area)

August  28-30         Wynyard Yacht Club.

Turn right at Camp Creek Bridge. Cost $10.00 per night pv.

 Contact Peter Keats 6433 3945.

September 25-27     Myrtle  Park.

 Contact  Lois  6437 2662 [evenings]

October 23-25         T.B.A.

FORESTERS   (Central Area)

August 7 – 9          Parratah Recreation Ground

 Hilder Street. Use of Club rooms, kitchen, wood heater, wood provided, Dogs on leads. Toilets. Each van to bring a can of soup and a dessert please.

$6 pvpn double $4 pvpn single

Co-ord:   Rex & Hazel  03 6272 7705  Mob. 0438 727 705

September 4 – 6     Gordon Foreshore

Jetty, fishing, toilets, fire pots.  Dogs on leads.  Bag of wood please.  $6 pvpn double  $4 pvpn single

Co-Ordinators:   Joe & Googie Sullivan  03 6292 136 

Mob. 0488 045 744

October 2 - 4       Buckland              

Adjacent  hotel.  Toilets, Fire pots - dogs on lead

Bag wood please.  Medical power available

$6pvpn double $4pvpn single

Co-ordinator: David Shaw – 0362436880 or 0407486886

October 30 – November 1   Chain of Lagoons

Level area – toilets – fishing. Fire pots, dogs on lead

Bag wood please.  $6pvpn double $4pvpn single

Co-ordinators: Max & Margaret Griffiths – ph 03 62657987

VICTORIA

EASTERN LAKERS   (Bairnsdale Area)

             Vic. Roads Map used

     (To confirm ring Lois 5146 4335)

August 21 – 23    Buchan Caves     

         DSE  No dogs                     Map 85  D1

September 25 – 27   Swifts Creek C. P.  Map 66  D6

October 23 – 25   Rosedale Pub  (Old one)

Parking at rear      Map 343

 November 3 – 9  National Rally 

                           Maffra Recreation Reserve  Map 82 H9

December 4 – 6   Boolara Pub   Christmas Break-up

                            Map 356 J3  (Near Isobel Street)

GIPPSLAND RAMBLERS   (Warragul Area)

 (Vic Roads Country Maps Used)

  Use Channel  18 when approaching  for parking directions  More information ring Colin on 0427 059962.

August  13- 16        Bunyip Masonic Hall.    

Small township on the old Princes Highway south of the freeway, between Garfield and Longwarry.  Turn south at the Bunyip turnoff,   Turn right before the railway line,   Hall is a short distance up on the right.                                  Musical entertainment Friday night.    Map  96   D  3

September 10 -  13     Crossover School Hall.   

Rural area north of freeway in the hills above Warragul.       Turn off freeway east of Warragul at Nilma and follow Bloomfield's Road approximately 20 kms.   Then watch for banner and sign post. Venue is on the right up a short lane.   or choose alternative route from    Map   97,    A 2.

October 8 - 11            Boolarra Recreation Reserve.    Small township  in the Hills south of Morwell.   Travel via Leongatha then on to Mirboo North  on the  South Gippsland Highway and on to Boolarra,   or leave the Princes Freeway  at either west entrance to Morwell via Leongatha Road and turn right at Yinnar sign post and through to Boolarra OR    leave the freeway  east of Morwell  at the Churchill turnoff and follow the road through to Boolarra.      Rec reserve is out of town about a kilometre on the Boolarra - Darlamurla Road.    Counter tea Friday night,    Auswide Cup on Saturday night.    

 Map  97    town map   356.

 November  3 - 9 National Rally,   Maffra  Showgrounds

 December  3 - 6         Thorpdale Recreation Reserve.

TREKKERS  (Melbourne Area approx 150km radius)

September18 -20        Upper Yarra Reservoir Dam.

NATIONAL RALLY

3^rd – 9^th November, 2009

Maffra Showgrounds, Victoria

All branches are encouraged to have members attending the rally.  Eastern Lakers have done a great job in preparation for this event.

  BIDGEE BANDITS

      Our weekend at Appin was attended by ten members.   It was in a nice bush setting we were able to have the use of the hall which was good at night during the day we sat outside in the sun.

     The nights were a bit cool but the days were warm.   For our dinner on Saturday night we had two varieties of soup, two different casseroles fruit cake and custard.    

      We were within walking distance of the shops some of us walked to the shops and came back along a walking track through the bush it was an easy walk .   The ladies played games while the men sat in their motorhomes and watched the football.    Elizabeth

HUNTER VALLEY

     27 Motorhomes braved the weather at beautiful Limeburners Creek for the June weekend.    

     Pres. Ron & the entire group of 47 welcomed visitors Peter & Denise Wilson,  Thelma Purchase & Colleen Roy.   Disc bowls were played on a challenging court.  John C. claimed the wet conditions made him "too aggressive." (That's a new one John.)   Rex B,  Eric N,  Peter & Denise, & Leonie  were probably the best players on the day. 

     Eric Dates made & presented a "Unique"  trophy for disc bowls - it was decided at the meeting to make it a perpetual trophy to be competed for at each Christmas meeting as a mixed pairs event  (Players randomly drawn for partner.)   Catering "Guru" Judy D provided sausages & onions for the Saturday BBQ.  After the meeting  Executive chefs Ray Hardy,  Eric N & Trevor A cooked them all to perfection  - beautifully prepared,  gratefully received, & enjoyed by all.  

     Pres Ron conducted the annual "Hammer the 3" nail into  a 6"x6" log of timber competition  with Marg Kelly winning in 5 hits from Leonie with 6 & Di with 7 hits.   In the Men’s comp. Starting with 3" nails,  then the finalists using 4" nails Pres. Ron D won with 5 hits from Eric D with 6 & Richard O'S with 8 the best of the men.   Then as if the Sausage Sizzle wasn't enough Master Chef Ray Hardy revived his apprenticeship days preparing & cooking 2 large trays of scones  (96 to be exact) which with jam & cream really hit the spot.  (the diet starts tomorrow.)   

  Thank you very much Ray,  they were beautiful.   Trevor & Leonie conducted the very successful annual tombola on Sat night - with generous prizes & plenty of support - which provided a lot of fun & a handy profit.  "M.C." Trevor in his "Dapper Entertaining Suit & Hat"  rewarded us with his charm & singing expertise.  Peter W. also gave a nice rendition,  Denise W  & Eric D shared some of their poems -  which were also well received thank you.  It probably deserves mention that Trevor brought along a "Difficult"  puzzle he has had in one piece for 6 years - however Rex, Jill & 4 others had it apart & together again in 10 minutes.  Clever people.???  Congratulations to all who assisted & participated - another "GREAT" weekend.   Wishing all who may not be enjoying the best of health a speedy recovery.   Safe travelling everyone.

Lets  "Keep the Dream Alive."      

                    Squirrels Hutch.

RIVERINA RAGERS

     The May gathering of our relatively new and small group was held on the banks of the Murrumbidgee River at

Coleambally Ski Beach.  Yes there’s still some water in the Murrumbidgee (enough to lay lobster pots.)

     Our “hunter and gatherer” men tried their hand at fishing and gathering (fire wood).  The only two fish caught were not suitable for a meal so were returned to live another day.

     Doreen (aka Sir Richard Attenborough) was rewarded for her patience with some “up close-and-personal” snaps of a food loving Kookaburra.  Took some time but sure paid off.

     The quality and quantity of the food at the camp oven cook-off on Saturday evening was pretty spectacular.  Enough for Sunday lunch to be assured.

      Sunday proved to be no better for the fishermen, although Alan did manage to “fish out” the red bucket that had previously and mysteriously disappeared.  Funny thing;- he found it floating in the river still containing an impatient yabby awaiting its turn.  Of course Alan wasn’t responsible for leaving it at the water’s edge. Everyone knew it had been stolen.

    Early Sunday afternoon saw the cavalcade move on to the Newton’s house to print and share  prize-winning snaps...Kookaburras included.  

     A great weekend had by all with everyone looking forward to our next outing.

     Our journey to Beryl & Ron Hyder’s property, “Hyderway,” Hillston on Friday 19^th June was eventful in itself for the Watts, Newton and Denny safari, including an overnight stop at Merriwagga and a visit to the pub where the bar seats are reportedly the highest in the southern hemisphere.  The story goes that the height suited that of the stockmen as they rode in on their horses. Unfortunately, our intrepid leaders Leo & Doreen broke a fan belt and bearings about 50klms from our destination.  We enjoyed a cosy roadside fire for about 11/2 hours until the NRMA mechanic had us on the road again.  The journey for Diana & Kay, coming from the opposite direction, was also eventful due to some unclear directions.

     After arriving in the dark and cold we were pleased to see that Ron & Beryl had a huge campfire going and that Diana & Kay had arrived as well.  The campsite included toilet, shower, kitchen and bunkhouses to cater for all our needs.

     Daylight on Saturday morning revealed the Lachlan River setting and the critical need for rain.  The Fellas enjoyed tours of the vast irrigated agricultural ventures in the district including cherry, potato, onion and citrus operations while the ladies undertook very ladylike bead knitting classes conducted by Beryl.  The Saturday evening meal was another camp oven feast with Ron & Beryl providing roast pork and goat and beautiful locally grown vegetables.

      On Sunday morning Ron harnessed up one of his trusty horses and took us for much enjoyed rides in the sulky before gentle rain forced us to think about finalising our stay with the obligatory branch meeting, pack-up and farewells. 

   Thank you Ron & Beryl for your generous hospitality and the lovely goodies we all took home.

     The journey home was rounded off with another stop-over at the Merriwagga pub and back to those bar seats to ease our conscience at not buying anything two days earlier.              Marg Denny

SYDNEY SUNDOWNERS

     What a great weekend members and visitors alike had at Dunns Swamp on our last outing.

  This is a great place for canoeing,  swimming, great walks, both flat and easy and mountainous with fantastic views or just relaxing around your campfire.

    We came home via the historic area of Glen Davis, which recently featured on "Getaway" then onto Oberon and Goulburn.

SUNCHASERS

      Blustery weather ruled the format of Sunchasers meet in May,  held at the Bill Gun Dam/Lake Dyer.  As the weather was atrocious in Brisbane, some members sensibly decided it was better not to attend.  For those of us who did, it was an enjoyable weekend. Joan brought her kite and flew it with Carol joining in and the other members being amused. We all enjoyed Chinese cuisine purchased in Laidley. 

   Our other activities were getting together for extended morning and afternoon teas, and watching DVDs.

    It isn't often we see Beulah and Ray Webster due to travels so, it was nice to have their company.

       Joan Sharpe, Acting Scribe.

      Our venue for June was the Buddina State School. The weather leading up to this weekend had been very poor and maybe that was one of the reasons for such a small roll up of just four vehicles.         One of the four vehicles were Di and Cyril Hutchesson from H.V.V.. The others were Carol & Johns daughter Mia with husband Scott, his brother Carl and Carol and Johns grandsons all from Colorado, USA.   Friday there was rain, but then cleared to beautiful days on Saturday and Sunday. The Local Indian Restaurant was popular for Friday Night, walks to the beach, shopping and lots of cards made this a very enjoyable weekend.     Acting scribe Barry

GUMNUTS

     Auburn situated in the Clare Valley was the chosen venue for our June meeting. This is a popular spot for our members with pretty walking tracks, quaint shops and Clare with its many wineries just a short distance away. It was unfortunate some of us were unable to attend due to illness and those members who were able to be there had to abandon the weekend early because of the cold and damp wintry conditions – hopefully we can include this spot in our calendar next year.                                                                                       

     This is shaping up to be the best winter S.A. has experienced for some time  – yes we hope the rain will keep on coming                                                                                            

      The countryside is lush and green again – a most welcome sight indeed.

      Our monthly social lunch in June was held at the Hampstead Hotel was well attended as usual, with our group enjoying a good lunch at this venue

     We are looking forward to Leo and Doreen visiting S.A during July and joining us at our next monthly meeting and social lunch.

APPLE ISLANDERS

            Our May rally at the Woodfield Centre at Dysart saw 11 vans and 6 day visitors attend for what was to be a showery, cold, windy weekend with snow on some of the higher peaks.  However, thanks to our venue having a large recreation room with game room above and a huge open fireplace with lots of firewood it was warm and cosy indoors.  Friday evening Max (our Venue Officer) organised a table tennis tournament, that he duly won causing raised eyebrows.  It was a lot of fun with some players commenting that it was half a century or more since they had picked up a bat - not a bad effort.

            Many thanks to Dave and Liz for letting us share their 50th wedding anniversary and the beaut sausage sizzle they organised for lunch.  Then to top off their efforts an educational, fun filled , quiz afternoon was enjoyed by all.  Later that evening some of the ladies burnt the midnight oil playing cards.  Max led some of the men over the hills to view what must have the smallest waterfall I have ever seen! However  the walk was very enjoyable.

            Sunday morning was very windy and as we made our way home at various times I am sure we all  had lovely thoughts of a warm, friendly, laughter filled weekend with even the weather having its own particular beauty.                                        Cyril

     Although wet for most of the weekend, a group of 11 motorhomes enjoyed our June  rally at the Parattah Football Club, all be it mostly from the inside of the club rooms where a large well stocked wood heater kept everybody warm.

            An early morning comfort walk by Max the dog resulted in him returning to a motorhome other than his own, where he managed to coerce his way into bed with Lorraine. However when Lorraine told us of her visitor that morning she failed to make clear which Max she cuddled up to.  Our other Max did a spot of metal detecting around the grounds convinced he may make his fortune.  However only very small loose change resulted.

             Saturday morning a small group took advantage of a break in the weather to go for a walk and were invited to have a look inside the old Parattah Hotel by the current owner.  He caught two of our cheeky members peering in the windows not realising it was occupied!  This Tudor style hotel was built in the 1800's right next to the railway station and has been partially restored.  We were all transported back in time as we wandered through the vast rooms admiring the furniture and trappings of a bygone era.  

      The weather cleared long enough on Saturday afternoon for us to have a sausage sizzle for lunch followed by a Billy Boiling Competition. Many thanks to Peter for organizing the event, which gave rise to some innovative fire making and much smoke.  Josie emerged triumphant in the ladies event while Cyril won the men’s.  Afternoon tea was provided by Judy in the form of a large homemade cheesecake which went down very nicely.  Howard also provided one of his special fruit cakes for supper.

    Sunday saw everybody slowly pack up and depart for home. Those who stayed for lunch finished of the remaining sausages before also departing.       Garry                                       

     We held our Christmas in July Rally at the South Arm RSL.  The small seaside township is one of Hobart’s relaxing beautiful spots.     Friday evening found us in the RSL trying to keep warm around the fire (I think better wood might have done the trick). Some lucky fella found himself the centre of one local young ladies attention.   (I think she might have had blinkers on or was a little befuddled).  He did not seem to mind though.  Lots of laughter and merriment was had by all.

     Rise and shine to a beautiful morning and some hardy members headed off for their morning walk to get the paper and check out the local real estate.  Others stayed, chatted and caught up with fellow members.  A short Meeting was held before Happy Hour re Committee membership.

    45 members attended the Dinner on Saturday evening.  Wow what a superb meal the chef prepared for us.  Some of the men really enjoyed their bowl of dessert – I thought the bowls may even topple over.  Good to see folks with an appreciation for the sweet things in life.  Fun and laughter was the order of the night, with some lucky enough to win a raffle prize.

      Sunday saw us tucking into freshly baked scones supplied by Rex.  Everyone headed home before lunch with promises to meet again at Bishopsbourne, - might even be a little warmer.   

                   Cheryl Lax, Scribe                                  

BASS STRAIT DRIFTERS

     Our May rally at Chain of Lagoons on the usually sunny East Coast was a bit disappointing, it blew a gale & was very cold on Friday & Saturday. The fishermen weren’t deterred & they caught a lot of fish 'which we all thoroughly enjoyed, thanks to Ron & John.  

  We all enjoyed a lovely campfire, thanks to our President Robert for the trailer load of wood. Sunday the sun came out when it was time to go home but Monday was even better for the few that stayed on 

     Most enjoyed themselves regardless. There were 13 vans 10 B.S.D. and 3 Coastal Rangers    Gary & Mavis Whatley came for the day with a barbie for a sausage sizzle .
   June rally held in the grounds of the old school house and hall at Ross, attracted only 8 motor homes and 4 day visitors, no doubt due to cold weather & many members having other pressing commitments.

      Notwithstanding the low attendance 6 B.S.D. 1 Apple Islander plus new members Pauline & Wayne Williams, as well as Mavis & Gary Whatley had a great time.  Ross, located in the Tasmanian Midlands, is everything one expects of an old world style English village, many impressive sand stone buildings, a particularly

interesting stone bridge and a number of antique shops, and historic buildings.

   We welcomed Derek & Robin on their return from the mainland, and though Gary & Mavis have sold their Hino, and are in the process of building a replacement, they made an effort to organise a bus to transport everyone to the iconic and very interesting  Mt. Morrison property & museum.

     On Saturday, 16 travelled to the historic Mt. Morrison property for a memorable experience, which was greatly enjoyed by all. The main house is undergoing a major refurbishment, and all predict the final result will be impressive The museum impressed everyone. The very large number of old motor bikes, and the particularly unusual, and possibly unique Bentley utility, are sufficient to justify a visit by any mainland visitor to Tasmania

        Lumpy & Glo left early on

 Sunday to visit family members in Hobart, and others made their way home leaving Treasurer Graeme  Ayers to lock the gates and farewell the historic town of Ross until next time. Margaret Hazelwood has been ill and we all wish her a speedy recovery, also Barry Bell who spent some time in the hospital after the rally.     

COASTAL RANGERS          

        In June we had a weekend at North Motton where 5 motor homes attended. The venue was the Pony Club rooms which had a very nice kitchen, lovely clean toilets and showers and a great club room.

     The weather was not great, but we made the most of it with short walks,  reading,  knitting,

and some being taught card games!!

    On the Saturday evening a dance was held in the hall in front of the Pony Club, nearly all attended and had a wonderful time, some being quite leg tired the next day!!

       I must say that over the weekend Lois gained a masters degree in Burnt Toast!

     More card games on Sunday, then lunch, after which we all departed for home looking forward for the next trip.

FORESTERS

    Our June venue “Kempton” was not looking particularly inviting as the weather predictions came to fruition, of cold, snow, rain, wind and very cold.  No doubt putting off  even the hardiest of campers from heading into the bad weather for the weekend.  

     Three of the hardiest attended and one visitor from BSD, and all enjoyed each other’s company in the football ground club rooms which was kept very warm and cosy with a lovely big wood heater.  So warm in fact that jumpers had to be taken off.   

     Mostly the time was spent watching football on the TV.  Stories were told, as well as solitaire, knitting and crossword puzzles, keeping everyone entertained.   Max made sure the fire was kept going for the soup and toast to be cooked and despite the weather a good time was had  by all. 

     Everyone agreed that Kempton should be on our up and coming list of venues for the future.

EASTERN  LAKERS

     Motor homes arrived on Friday at the Willung Hall.  One large hall and a smaller supper room, the caretaker already had the open fire going and the shed open with a large supply of wood.

     We had some visitors from the Gippsland Ramblers...Kent and Helen, long time no see, also Colin and Thelma.  We made the most of the winter sun and sat outside until the sun disappeared behind a huge cloud.  Then into the warm supper room.

    Kent had the fire going early on Saturday morning, so while the room warmed up, some went for a walk, others sat and talked or kept the fingers busy with wool crafts, as the day progressed it got a bit chilly and talk turned to extra blankets and warm wear.  We had a showing of long underwear in a variety of colours.  Kevin’s long johns had crept up his leg...his remark was “It’s not only age that creeps up on you.” We thought the white ones looked like a plaster cast so we offered to autograph it.

     We were spoilt at afternoon tea..Rosemary brought in a slice to share and we had a choice of hot chocolate or a cappuccino to go with it.

    Very quiet area, bird noises and one man chopping wood only four or five cars went past for the whole weekend.  Sunday’s walk we found the canoe tree the caretaker told us about and Colin found a wild flower, cigarette plant with a very bright flower. He had marked the location with a large arrow across the sandy track for late comers. When we got back we sat in a circle and talked, a topic that came up was Banbury Crosses, their meanings and locations, then the nursery rhyme was quoted by Rosemary with actions by Kevin.

   BBQ lunch prepared in the roomy kitchen, but a bit of mutiny happening between the onion chopper and bread butterer.  John couldn’t use the long handled tongs (especially brought for him) because he did the bread and he didn’t want to do some one else out of a job.  We serenaded Kevin (Caruso in the kitchen)

     After lunch....boys and their toys...battery chargers were compared then a big one was brought out....”Do you want to see mine?”  End of discussion.

      Great weekend.......

                     Good company!!

Safe sightseeing.   LF.

    Once again our winter visit to Lake Wellington Yacht  Club at Marley Point, a private  place out the back for us to park, Six motor homes arrived on Friday,  a beautiful sunny day so we sat in the sun until afternoon tea time then into room 209 which is equipped with a big gas heater, a full  kitchen, long table and plenty of chairs, one lovely old cane arm chair which Heather claimed as hers for the weekend, was very comfy.

     That night Ian took us on a very informative  trip to King Island (via d.v.d.) every one enjoyed it.

There is a price to pay for lovely sunny days, and that is a crispy frost in the mornings but we all agreed the days were worth it  

     Betty arrived in her car for a visit just before Henk and Lois skipped out on Saturday morning. It was their grandsons 1^st birthday and they had a party to go to. Relaxing day for all (when  the cats away the mice  will play)  but not disc bowls practice.  Lazy night, do your own main meal then apple crumble and custard from Marion,  then our party people got back with party cakes for all.

     Sunny Sunday, a couple of fun games of  disc bowls, then a quick meeting before lunch. Ian had the tarp pegged onto his chair to keep the wind off the b.b.q. he had to sit to keep it anchored,  so he became our overseer. A pat on the back to our chefs, everything  cooked to perfection. No one was in a hurry to leave so it was sit and talk time again.

     A small presentation…..            (a dogpolma) made to Co-Co for improved  behaviour at rallies. It was only her second visit and a pup has to learn what is right or wrong in the world of  motor homing.    Safe Sightseeing,    LF

GIPPSLAND RAMBLERS

     Over the four day rally in June eleven units converged on the Jindivick Cricket Ground. Some came early and went off to play cards,   others came on Saturday and stayed over and Mike came in Penny’s beaut little Roadster for the day. Get well soon, Penny, we missed you. Good to see Dot’s shoulder doing well.             

     Newcomers Jo and Peter decided their dogs were too noisy on Thursday night so took them home.    We hope to see Jo and Peter again when they return from their travels.              

     There was a slight hiccup when the by-laws officers arrived   to   see   if   we    were

“illegally camping.“  Colin explained, and they went away......  just as well, as the venue has wondrous views over the valley towards Warragul and was very comfortable and warm.    

      Not having been to Jindivick before I was pleased to see the village, after about a five minute walk, offered many coffee shops and restaurants, ask Alan about the size of the Apple pie and vanilla slice!     

      Saturday night we played “Left, right and centre” with Sylvia whilst watching the football, any one looking in the window would have thought we were playing “Two-Up” ! Many different teams being barracked for over the weekend.  In fact we watched footy on Friday night too.  Good old Essendon!

     Sunday most of us went up the street again to check on the size of the apple pie!  And of course have a coffee.   

     Eric has scarcely crossed the border and we are having Pancakes instead of BBQ for Sunday lunch, some of us wanted them for breakfast but lunch prevailed.   

     They were very nice and we polished off many plates full. Sausages will be back next rally.

      Two units braved the cold winds on Thursday, Colin and Thelma and us, to come to Coronet Bay this weekend for our July Rally.  Mary and Steven, Joyce, Enid,  Chook,  Don,  Penny and Mike and Carol and Stan arrived on Friday and Joe and Elly came on Saturday in Roadrunner and stayed overnight.       Paul and Mavis Lendon (locals)  joined us for tea Friday night and came to the meeting Saturday. Lois and Les Simpson came in the 4x4 on Saturday. We also had another local couple at the meeting, and we invited them back for lunch Sunday.   So we were 20 people in all . 

     The Bass Hotel sent the mini bus  to take us to tea on Friday night, a lovely meal,  not one complaint from 15 of us.  Don stayed home and was security guard for the time.    During the days the walkers went off to do the circle including the beachfront and reported on one occasion the tide was in and no beach to walk on.   Mostly we had sunshine with a nice breeze but cold at times.  

      On Saturday night Elly produced Sequence Board game which was enjoyed by those playing after Penny and Joyce showed some Line Dancing to Don’s music and Stan and Ely took to the floor for a Fox Trot,  to Carol’s amazement!   Great Fun.  By 10am Sunday morning we were only 9 left,  the girls taught each other Canasta and the rest chatted on. Paul Lendon has donated a set of 6 Boule balls in a zip case. Colin has them if you fancy a game sometime.  Thanks Paul and Mavis. 

       Thanks to Joe for organizing cooking of our Sunday sausage sizzle and taking the supplies back to Colin who left early.   Liz P. TREKKERS     

In recess for the winter months.  Next rally in September. 

INTERESTING  ITEMS

Life Explained

On the first day, God created the dog and said:

“Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.”

The dog said: “That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?”

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

“Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span.”

The monkey said: “Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?”

And God agreed.

On the third day. God created the cow and said:

“You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.”

The cow said: “That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?”

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day. God created man and said:

“Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.”

But man said: “Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next

forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you.

And They Ask---Why I Like Retirement????

 Question: How many  days in a week?
 Answer:   6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday  
 

 Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
 Answer:   Three hours after he falls asleep on the 

                  couch .  

Question:  How many retirees to change a light 

                  bulb?  
Answer:    Only one, but it might take all day. 
  

Question:  What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:    There is not enough time to get  

                 everything done ...

 Question: Why don't retirees mind being called 

                 Seniors?  
 Answer:   The term comes with a 10% percent 

                 discount.   
 

 Question: Among retirees what is considered formal

                 attire?  
 Answer:  Tied shoes.

 Question:  Why do retirees count pennies?
 Answer:     They are the only ones who have the

                    time. 

The Talking Centipede

      A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a  pet.   So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
      After some discussion, he finally bought a talking  centipede, (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for  his  house.  He took the box back home, found a good spot for the box,  and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to church with him.
      So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to  go to church  with me today? We will have a good time."   But there was no answer from his new pet.
      This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and  then asked again, "How about going to church with me and receive  blessings?"
     But again, there was no answer from his new friend and  pet.  So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the  situation.
     The guy decided to invite the centipede one last time.
 This time he put his face up against the centipede's  house  and shouted, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to church with me and  learn about God?"

 This time, a little voice came out of the box,  "I heard you the first time!  I'm putting on my shoes!"

   INFORMATION FOR MEMBERS

Don’t forget to make your arrangements to attend the National Rally, 3^rd – 9^th November at Maffra, Victoria.

     If you are coming from interstate, or even if you are a Victorian, you will find plenty of attractions in Maffra and surrounding districts.  Information leaflets will be available in the distributed “rally bags” giving visitors heaps of ideas as to how to spend extra time in the Gippsland area.

    The “Gippsland Vehicle Collection – Motor Museum” provides an outstanding rotating display of interesting vehicles:- cars, motorbikes, machinery, historic vehicles, carriages, trucks and auto memorabilia.

    The Tarra Valley has something for everyone: take time to meander along nature walks, enjoy a picnic, or explore the scenic drives.  The fern gullies are the home of the superb Lyrebird, Yellow Robins, Crimson Rosellas, Wedge Tailed Eagles, Swamp Wallabies, Owls, Wombats, Possums, Platypus, Koalas, King Parrots and Echidnas.

    Tarra Bulga National Park boasts Giant Mountain Ash and superb pockets of cool temperate rainforest, Myrtle Beech and Sassafras are as rewarding as the grand scenic views in this park, which features waterfalls and a graceful suspension bridge over a fern-filled gully. Settled since the 1870’s, the surrounding area has a rich variety of local history.

   While you are in the area, take time to check out this wonderful part of Australia which is rarely visited by interstate travellers.

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     A man asked an American Indian what was his wife's name.
     He replied, "She called Four Horse".
     The man said, "That's an unusual name for your  wife.    What does it mean?"
      The Old Indian answered, "It old Indian Name. It  mean,
              NAG, NAG, NAG, NAG!"

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Owning a pet is the best thing about being human.  No other animal takes a completely different species into its home, providing food and shelter just for the pleasure of its company.

Members are invited to advertise any Motorhome   items for sale for a period of two issues   -   Free.

SATURN  OMNI  3000  ANTENNA  complete with

12 ~ 240volt BOOSTER ADAPTERS ~ receipts and instructions ~cost $416 sell for  $200    

Bob  McLachlan  0363447869   Mob  0447840436  

bo-mac@bigpond.com  Also  1996 Ford  Transit Camper A1 condition  many  extras.

Quantity of near new tyres for sale,

size is 8R 19-5 Michellan  & Good year

Various prices.  Mobile 0418 544 068

Isuzu M/Home  2003 model, auto, 23928 kms, 3 way fridge, gas stove, m/wave, roll out pantry, LCD tv/dvd/cd, inverter, solar panel, $105,000.00 Neg.

Deceased estate,  Phone Elma  Mob. 0439 714 532

                    CLUB MERCHANDISE

Auswide caps  -  Green with Gold embroidery  -  one size fits all.      Available from Gumnuts Branch.

Phone Barbara Bray on (08) 8344 2470

Auswide Polo Shirts – Green with Yellow Logo on back or Yellow with Green Logo on back.  Available from Bidgee Bandits Branch.  Phone Yvonne Miller on (02)4455 5032   Also available “Sloppy Joe Pullovers” and Cloth Badges.

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Apple Islanders      John & Rosalyn Behrens     

    We hope you have many hours of friendship   

      with your fellow members……Welcome.

A SPECIAL POEM FOR SENIOR CITIZEN!!

A row of bottles on my shelf

Cause me to analyse myself

One yellow pill I had to pop

Goes to my heart so it won’t stop

A little white one that I take

Goes to my hands so they won’t shake

The blue ones that I use a lot

Tell me I am happy when I’m not

The purple pill goes to my brain

And tells me not to wheeze

Or cough or choke or even sneeze

The red ones, smallest of them all

Go to my blood so I won’t fall

The orange ones, very big and bright

Prevent my leg cramps in the night

Such an array of brilliant pills

Helping  to cure all kind of ills.
But what I’d really like to know

Is what tells each pill where to go!