BIDGEE BANDITS    (Ulladulla Area)

October 30 - November 7        Safari to Maffra

 for National Rally.     Details to be confirmed.

November     National Rally

December 4 – 6         Milton Showground

 AGM and Christmas Party,     $11.00 pvpn.

HUNTER VALLEY VENTURERS (Maitland Area)

 October 2 - 4    Broke Common - bush campsite

Toilets, no water, power or showers. Dogs on leash.

At Broke service stn/shop/hotel, go about 400m along

Wollombi St towards Singleton. Cost: $6 pn double, $3 single Note:  Numbers required for Christmas  Dinner to Pat/Brian Moss  on 4951 8491

November 3 – 9      National Rally Maffra, Victoria

November 6 – 8    Tomago Bowling & Sports Club

Only intended for those members not attending the National Rally in Victoria.  On oval behind the club.  Toilets & showers, no power / water,  Dogs on leash.

Cost  $6 pvpn double,  $3 single.

December 4 – 6    Limeburners Creek Comm. Hall

AGM Saturday morning.  Christmas Party Saturday night. Tank water, toilet, no showers, dogs on leash.

From Pacific Hwy, turn into Buckets Way, then about 8km, village on right turn into Old Coach Rd then Community Hall on left. Cost: $6 pvpn or $3 single, plus Christmas Dinner.

Feb  5 – 7      Williams River CP – Clarence Town.

RIVERINA RAGERS      (Riverina Area)

October ? ?  ?        Lockhart Spirit of the Land

November 3 – 9      Maffra National Rally

SYDNEY SUNDOWNERS   (Wollongong/Gosford)

(Visitors  contact branch 2 days prior to confirm venue)

 October  2. – 4        Berry Showground Markets

                               2 nights $7-50 pppn

November 3 – 9      National Rally Maffra, Victoria

December  1 – 3      Rathmines – Lake Macquarie Christmas function

SUNCHASERS    (Brisbane Area)

## Please phone secretary or president if intending to come.

October 23 - 25   Kenilworth Showgrounds,

Elizabeth St., Kenilworth.  Toilets, showers, some power. $10 pvpn.  Cheese Factory is close to the Showground, you can sample cheeses, chutney, jam, ice cream etc.

Nov 27 -29          Tarampa State Primary School, Manthey Rd., Tarampa.  Entry to grounds after 4 p.m. Fees to be decided. No grey/black water to be emptied on grounds.  No dogs. Short walk to Tarampa Hotel for Christmas Lunch, cost of $20 per head, bookings necessary, please ring Joan Sharpe on 07 54270777. 

Dec 28 - Jan 3       Coolangatta Primary School.  

No dogs, no grey/black water to be emptied on grounds.  Short walk to beach.  Shopping at Coolangatta.

GUMNUTS      (Statewide)

October 29- Nov 1     Langhorne Creek Campground (15 kms from Strathalbyn) Bush camping, toilets, no showers or water.  Dogs on leads.  Hema 63 E8.

November 3-9      National Rally at Maffra, Vic

November 26-29     Riverton Caravan Park

Oxford Terrace, Riverton.  Ph 08 8847 2419.

All facilities. Dogs on leads.

Christmas get together and A.G.M.  Hema 62 F5

APPLE ISLANDERS    (Hobart Area)

October 9 - 11    Deep Bay Fire Station, Deep Bay

8 kms from Cygnet on Channel Highway.

Hall, heater, toilets, fishing, walks. Own firepots OK.

Pets on leash. Please bring a bag of wood for heater.

Cost $6.00 pvpn. Solos $4.00 pvpn. Medical power

$2 pvpn Bookings with Roy and Pauline Hayward

Ph. 6243 9260 

November 6 -  8   New Norfolk Town Esplanade.

location on the esplanade adjacent to the bowls green, walks, shopping, limited medical power, shelter, pets on leash.

Meal at bowls club on Saturday evening $18.00  

Cost $ 5.00 pvpn. (Council fee) booking with Judy Morris (03) 6249 2414

BASS STRAIT DRIFTERS  (North East Coast Area)

October 16 – 18          Cosy Corner

November 27 – 29      Devonfield

Combined Christmas Dinner with Coastal Rangers

Costs to be advised.

COASTAL RANGERS   (North West Coast Area)

October  7            A.G.M. 

N & L Revell  83 Ironcliffe Rd. Penguin.

7.30----8p.m   6437 2662

October  23 – 25      Myrtle Park 

Numbers  required 1 week prior please.  Cost $20.00 pvpwnd.   Camping fee & hall hire.

Contact  Lois  Revell  6437 2662  [evenings]

November 7^th          Dinner  Casablanca

 [Penguin Surf Club]  Club members

Booking made  Seated by 7 p.m  please.

November  27 – 29    Combined Christmas Dinner

 with BSD at Devonfield.     Costs etc. to be advised.

FORESTERS   (Central Area)

October 2 - 4       Buckland   

Adjacent  hotel.  Toilets, Fire pots - dogs on lead

Bag wood please.  Medical power available

$6pvpn double $4pvpn single

Co-ordinator: David Shaw – 0362436880 or 0407486886

October 30 – November 1   Chain of Lagoons

Level area – toilets – fishing. Fire pots, dogs on lead

Bag wood please.  $6pvpn double $4pvpn single

Co-ordinators: Max & Margaret Griffiths –

ph 03 62657987

Dec 4 – 6       Bagdad Community Centre

 Main Road  -  Level area, use of hall, toilets, golf course,  $6pvpn double $4pvpn single

Christmas Dinner Sat  night $19 for 2 course meal, no BYO  Wear some/any  Christmas clothing theme

Book and  pay by 1 Nov venue ring Co-ordinators

Rex or Hazel Eastley 6272 7705 or 0438 727 705

January 1 – 3   Triabunna, Spring Bay Hotel

Meals, limited power, pets on leads, shops, walks, fishing.  $6pvpn double $4pv single

Co-ordinator: David Shaw – 03 6243 6880 or

0407 486 886

EASTERN LAKERS   (Bairnsdale Area)

             Vic. Roads Map used

     (To confirm ring Lois 5146 4335)

October 23 – 25   Rosedale Pub  (Old one)

Parking at rear      Map 343

November 3 – 9  National Rally 

                           Maffra Recreation Reserve 

                           Map 82 H9

Dec 4 – 6   Boolara Pub   Christmas Break-up

                            Map 356 J3  (Near Isobel Street)

GIPPSLAND RAMBLERS   (Warragul Area)

 (Vic Roads Country Maps Used)

Use Channel  18 when approaching  for parking directions  More information ring Colin on

0427 059962.

October 8 - 11        Boolarra Recreation Reserve.    Small township  in the Hills south of Morwell.

 Travel via Leongatha then on to Mirboo North  on the  South Gippsland Highway and on to Boolarra,   or leave the Princes Freeway  at either west entrance to Morwell via Leongatha Road and turn right at Yinnar sign post and through to Boolarra OR    leave the freeway  east of Morwell  at the Churchill turnoff and follow the road through to Boolarra.      Rec reserve is out of town about a kilometre on the Boolarra - Darlamurla Road.    Counter tea Friday night,    Auswide Cup on Saturday night.   Map  97   

November  3 - 9     National Rally, Maffra 

 December  3 - 6      Thorpdale Recreation Reserve.

Small  rural community in the hills between Trafalgar and Mirboo North.  Pub  and small general store.

Vic Roads Map  96 H4

Leave Princes Highway at Trafalgar and follow the winding road to Thorpdale, turn left after the shops,  opposite the pub.  Rec. Reserve is about 1 km. out on the right. Alternately and less windy take the Leongatha turnoff at Morwell and watch for the Thorpdale turn off on the right.   This road will pass the rec. reserve before town.

Moneys for Christmas Dinner to be in by 20/11/09

TREKKERS  (Melbourne Area approx 150km radius)

October 16-18   Akoonah Park.  Berwick

Toilets. showers. med. power,  Dog Rule.

.Hema 6 37 F10     Vic. Roads.95 G2.

November 3- 9    National Rally, Maffra

Come along in supporting the Eastern Lakers.

November 20-22   Crossover School House

School Road Crossover.    Vic Rds. Map 96.H2.

Toilets. Shower. Dog Rule. med. power.

Christmas Dinner. Bookings Robert & Pat King 98762939. Kriss Kringle gift $5.00.value suitable for male or female in adding to our fun night.

HUNTER VALLEY

      Twenty two reaped the rewards of an exceptional weekend at the evergreen Stroud Showground from 31st July to 2nd August 2009.   Pres. Ron & Treasurer Judy sported their new acquisition -  a Fiat Conquest (and very nice too.!!)   Peter Veldon & Pres Ron had some problems with "Water in their boots". However some of the more skilled soon had their problem vehicles in good repair.    

     Many of the group enjoyed the meal at the Hotel on Friday night,  & many of the world's problems were solved around the nice fires - with wood gratefully provided by the Showground on both nights.

     Pres. Ron expressed his appreciation to John & Maureen for keeping the troops happy during their last month's absence lazing in the hot water pools in Moree & Boomi.  Scrumptious cakes were provided  for the birthdays celebrated.  Kevin (Gadget) Garland displayed the new HVV pocket logo which will be available  soon on request at a minimal cost.  Congratulations KG - it's a beauty.

     Practice disc bowls were played on Saturday - with most of the hotshots  sharing the hit outs .

        Blind partners doubles (randomly selected from the hat) were played on Sunday with 16 participants.  Maureen Cotton teaming with Cyril won the finals from Dorothy K & Bobbie McNamara.  In the surprise final "desperate" doubles challenge from Pres. Ron & Gary H. Resulted in Secretary Allan Bush & yours truly victory at 10/1 & 10/4.  (Watch this space for next month's champions.!!!!!!!!!!)

     Overall another successful weekend - with good company - perfect weather -  & great location.

      Until next month - good health - safe travelling - & "Let's keep the dream alive.".

               "Squirrels Hutch".

RIVERINA RAGERS

     Riverina Ragers’ September gathering took place at Trundle Showground on the weekend of 4^th/5^th September for the Camp-Oven Cook-off.  Our group included the Newtons, Watts, Hyders and Dennys and welcomed Kevin Garland from the Hunter Valley Venturers who was joining Leo & Doreen to continue his trip to Leeton.  Other visitors were Maxine & Ken Williams from Browthen (between Cowra and Young) who will be joining our branch in the near future.

     On Friday afternoon we enjoyed a game of Disc Bowls.  This event unexpectedly provided entertainment for our campground neighbours.  The cook-off took place on Saturday with each team preparing gourmet dishes for the competition.  Our ticket into the event entitled us to sample some of the entries.  Stalls, barrel races and other activities made for an enjoyable day. Leo & Doreen have vowed to return as cooking competitors next year.

     We shared a campsite meal that evening from where we could hear the great music of the festival well into the night.

     On Sunday, our safari home took us through Condobolin with a lunch stop at Gum Bend Lake. Unfortunately the lake has been without water for 4 years but this is still a great free camp spot with all facilities.

    A great weekend for our little group who enjoyed one another’s company once again.

SYDNEY SUNDOWNERS

     We had good weather for our weekend at Rathmines, & enjoyed the company of our new members Joe & Patricia Maugeri. We went for walks along the vast network of pathways taking in many of the historic sites from when this area was a base & maintenance depot for flying boats. Some of us boosted the towns economy by visiting the local craft & souvenir shop. Tony & Beth Baker visited us one afternoon.  One night we had a BBQ the rest of the time was spent relaxing.

    Our recent trip to Parkes & surrounding district started with us all meeting at Carcor Dam where it rained & hailed on our first night, wanting better weather we travelled to Goolagong the next day & stayed in the local rest area which boasts toilets, hot showers & power all for a honesty donation. From there we travelled to Forbes & Parkes where we inspected the radio telescope which was very interesting. From Parkes it was on to Condobolin staying at Gum Bend Lake [still no water], The next day we said our good byes as we each took different ways home

SUNCHASERS

     A happy group of Sunchasers enjoyed a lunch time meet at Bribie Island for July. It was really nice to catch up with some who no longer come camping with us. The sun was warm and the day fine. The fish selection and salads and chips enjoyed by all.

     This was followed by a move to shady beachside park close to the Ice-cream and Coffee Cafe for dessert. The local Arts and Craft Market was enjoyed by some prior to lunch which had many varied craft items demonstrated and on sale.

     We missed the company of our regular members who are suffering ill health. Looking forward to seeing you again soon.   Cheers,  

              Carol - Acting Scribe.

GUMNUTS

No report.

APPLE ISLANDERS

     Our August Rally was held at Bishopsbourne in the North of the State.   12 vans rolled up with 2 day visitors.  What a top winter venue.   The heaters were even turned off at one stage. We did not know whether it was “Hot Flushes” going round or just plenty of “red faces.” 

     A hardy few set off to explore the local tombstones.   Two fit ladies took off with a stride and returned over an hour later.  On arrival back at the venue a bike race was in the process, no not any of our members were fool hardy enough to participate, the excuse was I think you needed a bike to compete. 

     The Saturday evening theme was to bring and share a casserole.  Wow what a variety of tasty dishes.  Most of the folks moved into the other hall for another exciting night of carpet bowls.  Lots of kitty hitting with a few even rolling off the carpet, was that supposed to happen I wonder?

     Sunday saw the usual round of “Goodbyes, see you at the next Rally”.  Some vans ventured onto Longford for a cuppa, chat and cake at the local bakery.  Word quickly spread of “SALE” at the local store – some finding a bargain or two before heading off home in different directions.

     The sun shone over us and once again a beautiful winter Tassie weekend was enjoyed by happy campers.  Rumour has it we are off to Gretna Green for the next Rally, anyone running away to get married I wonder?    

             Cheryl, Scribe

BASS STRAIT DRIFTERS

     At 3.30 pm. Friday, with only 2 motor homes present, our July rally at Bishopsbourne looked like a disaster. but things improved. The final tally was 16, whose hardy crews were prepared to brave the cold weather predicted. We had more than the usual number of day visitors on Saturday.
     Those of us who were there for the weekend assumed they were not up to facing the cold, but were not prepared to miss the superb Saturday lunch. So as not to damage their reputation, they can remain nameless, but we expect them at future winter rallies.

     It was cold overnight as low as zero, though it warmed to a reasonable level by afternoon. We had considerable rain but only through the night.

    We welcomed long time BSD members Barb/George Andrews from Nyah Victoria, and new members Pauline and Wayne Williams.

     We missed Margaret Heazelwood and Dot/Norm Smith, as Margaret and Norm are still recovering from their health setbacks . We look forward to seeing them at a rally very soon.

     All four Tasmanian Branches were represented. 9 -BSD, 5-CR, 1-Forester and 1-AI. The sight of all 4 branches working together, preparing the sumptuous Saturday lunch was sufficient to draw comment from BSD vice president Fred.

      The well heated hall proved a god send, and was in continuous use.  As a result there was even more talking, eating, drinking and playing games than usual. The togetherness ensured everyone had a good time.

    Forty sat down to a 2 course meal on Saturday, casserole and dessert lunch. The food was a credit to all who helped in the preparation.
     As usual there was so much food, so much so everyone enjoyed a repeat for dinner. Two oversize meals in one day, was a real challenge to those of us who claim to be dieting, but the food was too good to knock back. All day visitors stayed for dinner so the food must have been good.

      After a great weekend most headed home reasonably early on Sunday, but are looking forward to the August rally at the Devonfield Complex, Devonport where Lynne and her willing team will no doubt overfeed everyone once more   

     Happy camping all,    Judy

     The August Rally venue was changed at short notice from the Ulverstone Veteran Car Club to Devonfield Complex, at Devonport.  The change plus other factors contributed to the disappointing attendance of 7 motor homes.

   We welcomed Robin McKeen for the first time for a while, and some regulars, the Ayletts, Willis, Robinsons and Holdens  had excellent reasons why they could not attend with their motor homes.

     The Willis and Robinsons were in attendance all weekend and the Holdens were day visitors on Saturday

    The Willis and Robinsons had an eventful weekend. After paying $95 per night at a local caravan park, they were disgusted at the cabins lack of cleanliness. So much so, they requested and received a full refund & found accommodation elsewhere. They also helped the local economy by spending up big on Saturday morning.
Lyn ably helped by Margaret ensured everyone was well fed. Fifteen enjoyed soup, savoury toast and golden syrup dumplings on Friday evening, and twenty-two sat down to Saturday dinner comprising roast meat and vegies, deep fried cauliflower and onion rings, as well as delicious pavlova and cheesecakes.

     Devonfield is a complex for respite for disabled adults, and has excellent facilities for Auswide rallies. The complex also benefits from all funds raised during our rallies. Last year our Christmas dinner rally was held at Devonfield, and was so successful, it was unanimously agreed to return this year. The rally will be held the same weekend as the Devonport Show and is guaranteed to be a great success.

COASTAL RANGERS          

   On a very windy, wet weekend, 8 motor homes arrived at Wynyard Yacht Club—where we soon gathered ourselves together, the first arrivals walked to a little café called “Spash” where we had a delicious meal, great coffee and marvellous service, on top of that, great prices!! Totally recommend it!!      Back to club room, jigsaw came out, word games and cards.

   That evening we had a kangaroo court—Judge Peter was in fine form, “Rooster” Ling was resplendent in his garb, Lawyer James had the worry beads working overtime, clerk of the court Suzie Q had hair problems, plaintiff Tony could not stop laughing and Roosters lawyer was right on the ball….. cameras were going nonstop and a great belly laugh for all of us!!

   Saturday, walks in to town, the boys went and checked out the Wonders of Wynyard, girls were jig sawing and carding, in the evening we all had a great meal at the RSL club and wandered back for more cards etc.

   Sunday dawned a little better, so out came the kites for a while, then some of us went on a nice long walk, which was great after all the rain we have had. We all departed for home late morning after a great weekend again….many thanks to Peter and Elaine for organizing the rooms for us.

It was really appreciated.    Sue.

 FORESTERS

     Seven vans camped on the Gordon Foreshore for the start of the spring season.   A large fire pot was kept alight by Joe who also supplied the wood.   

     Visitors Pauling and Wayne arrived from their trip to Bruny Island and  Ted and Joy visited us as well.  Les kept the group supplied with fresh fish just caught.  Lesley and Googie brought their grandsons along for the trip and watched them hitting golf balls and being just  boys.   

     Some of us tried fishing off the nearby jetty but didn’t even get a bite just getting soaked  by a passing shower.  It was unfortunate that Hazel could not talk due to laryngitis which made for a few funny remarks,  but it was good to hear the voice slowly returning over the weekend. 

     Friday weather was a bit touchy with a few heavy showers.    

    Saturday saw the sunny weather deteriorate in the afternoon  with a stiff cold sea breeze making us run for warm gear to keep warm and to put more wood on the fire.   Late Saturday saw more visitors arrive and the evening  turned out to be one of the best.  One of the group not to be named had an unforeseen shower when taking down her awning not realising it had filled up with water.  That’s a trap for new players indeed.

    Sunday looked like being a pleasant day but it mostly is on the day that we have to pack up and go home.  A great venue and a good weekend.       

                      (Scribe - Lesley)

EASTERN  LAKERS

Our weekend at Buchan was a small group.. After a cold wet week, only three motor homes came out of their garages, so it was you, me and the other bloke. It rained just as we arrived on Friday, but Saturday and Sunday were perfect for sitting out in the sun.     

     There are powered and un-powered sites, a lot of tent sites, camp fire pits as well as electric b.b.q s scattered around the park,  and a large camp kitchen with a big open fire place. This building is very solid as it is  made from local stone.

     Trees from all over the world are in the park, they are all named as well as having the country of origin on the name plaque. In front of the visitors centre in pride of place is a giant  American Redwood, it’s just a baby  with a circumference a bit over five and a half metres.

     The walks ranged from easy to hard. Visitors were coming and going all weekend to go into the caves. The grass is kept trimmed by the kangaroos, they come out about four o’clock and are not worried by the campers.

     We were entertained by two kookaburras having a bath, and saw parrots and other birds as well, Each morning was foggy and there were interesting photo opportunities.

      It is quiet at this time of the year, we shared with a hand full of other week end campers but the park is booked out at Christmas and Easter. Long talks, varied topics in which we put the world’s

problems right.                                                                                           

            Safe Sightseeing   L.F.

GIPPSLAND RAMBLERS

      Our rally in August was held at the Masonic Hall in Bunyip. Only one unit arrived on Thursday, followed by four more on Friday. Some day visitors called in on Saturday for the day.

     Colin had been asked to put some green and yellow balloons at the turn of to the venue. Unfortunately we did not see the expected balloons. When asked, Colin said he put them up on a telephone pole on Thursday but by Friday morning there was only the

remains left.  (Kids?)

      On Friday night we were entertained by the Bunyip Lady Singers who performed to perfection. They asked us to sing along if we wished, but a finger was wagged at Stan when he sang the wrong words.  We made a donation to their funds. Actually, there were more singers that audience.

     Because of the lack of numbers, there was no Bar-B-Que on Sunday. We cleaned up early and then gritted our teeth to tackle the very windy drive home.

     A very enjoyable weekend was had by those that attended.

      Please hurry back Liz.

             Safe travelling.  Carol.

     Crossover Rally was very pleasant, very windy but sunny and mostly dry.

     Venue has a new wood heater set into the fireplace that was alight when we arrived on Thursday, but the rest of the weekend was mild.   Also we appreciated the new shower facility in the unisex / disabled toilet section at the end of the path.   A great venue for a small rally and a credit to the managing committee there.

      Welcome to Irene and Maurice Whitely from Seaford, friends of Pam and Frank. They have downsized their previous motorhome. We wish them many happy miles in their Hi-ace, and hope they enjoy our rallies.

        By mid afternoon Friday we were 12 units, with David and Valda coming on Saturday.   Unfortunately for them the wind caught their roof vent in the night causing damage,  no one else reported damage although most of us were rocked by some strong gusts.

       On Saturday we had a visit from Shirley, looking fit and pain free, and Anne  Ramsdale who is still enjoying tripping around.  Lois and Les came in their car.   Making  27 members taking part over the weekend.

    Reminder for Boolarra rally.

October 8^th to 11^th. Directions are in detail in the Grapevine, otherwise Vic roads map 97

Town map  356.

For Auswide Cup....  Ladies to bring the makings to make a Hat and Men a fancy tie to wear on the night.    Silks and Jockey caps provided for the races.    Trophy to the winner.  Safe travelling, until next time.         Liz P.

TREKKERS     

     The branch has been in recess during the winter months.  We are looking forward to our monthly rallies as listed in the programme section.

     Visitors are always welcome to attend our rallies.

For all Australians......

           Telstra Phone book

Hi everyone,

For anyone contemplating using the Sensis directory service number,  1234,   DON'T!

Sensis, as you may or may not know, is a subsidiary of Telstra. The 1234 number is replacing the Telstra 12456 directory assistance number, but this time with outrageous costs attached: 40c to call the number, then

4c A SECOND!

       By law, Telstra have to provide a FREE directory assistance number, because they are still majority owned by the government. They choose however not to pass this number on to the public.

What's the free number?  1223

     Thumbs down to Telstra for finding a way to 'charge', for a service that is supposed to be provided for free.

   Of course, feel free to forward this on...

 Ben Hardwick,   Lawyer
Commercial Litigation Department
Slater & Gordon
GPO Box 4864VV, Melbourne, Vic, 3001  Phone: 03 9602 8684   Facsimile: 03 9602 8640

Children Are Quick  
Teacher: Maria, go to the map and find  North America. 

Maria:       Here it is.
Teacher:   Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

 Class:       Maria.

Teacher:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John:         You told me to do it without using tables.

 Teacher:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

Glenn:     K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher:   No, that's wrong
Glenn:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Teacher:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
Donald:    H I J K L M N O.
Teacher:  What are you talking about?
Donald:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Teacher:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
Wnnie:    Me!

Teacher:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

Glen:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
  
Teacher:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
Millie:      I is..... . . .

Teacher:  No, Millie  .. Always say, 'I am.'

Millie:      All right . . . 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

Teacher:   George Washington  not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

Louie:        Because George still had the axe in his hand.  

Teacher:   Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

Simon:       No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Teacher:  Clyde, your essay on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Clyde:       No, sir.  It's the same dog.

Teacher:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Harold:     A teacher 

       One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.   After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'  The florist was pleased and left the shop.

      When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

      Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

       The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
      Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The professor is very happy and leaves the shop.
      The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a 'thank you' card and a dozen different books, such as 'How to Improve Your Business' and 'Becoming More Successful.'
  Then, a Member of Parliament comes in for a haircut , and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies,     'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.'  The MP is very happy and leaves the shop.

      The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen MPs  lined up waiting for a free haircut.

      And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the Members of Parliament.